(You are welcome.)

(You are welcome.)

This year, I don't want to wait till the last minute to urge you to reconsider the usual Halloween costumes. Instead of going as a witch, a cheerleader, Batman, a Power Ranger, a Frozen whatever, or the usual slutty nurse, please consider these ideas: 

Art Historian -- (unisex; corduroys, tweed, and interesting glasses)

Prep School or college Development Officer -- (unisex; suit, clipboard, school insignia.)

Golf Pro: (unisex. Golf clothes, preferably well worn.)

Trust Fund Baby: (unisex; Bathrobe and loafers.)